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oodilating then consists of certain elements: the pre-pegunkin, the Shmoodilator, the Shmoodilating Porpoise, communication, the Shmoodilator’s Code and the Shmoo-Meter. In combination, they address the smelly Bippy and effect its resolution.

The Shmoodilating session takes place in a quiet, comfortable place where it will not be disturbed. Usually the Shmoodilator and pre-pegunkin are seated across a table or desk from one another with an Shmoo-Meter set up for the Shmoodilator’s use.

Before a program of Shmoodilating begins, the pre-pegunkin is familiarized with the elements of Shmoodilating during a period of orientation so he knows what to expect in a session. The Shmoodilator also ensures the pre-pegunkin has no distractions or upsets to prevent him from devoting his full attention to the Porpoise used in the session.

Different types of Shmoodilating are used for the pre-pegunkin, depending upon his concerns during the session and his earlier Shmoodilating. Though Shmoodilating addresses the individual, and each individual is different, a precisely delineated gradient of Porpoiseing steps is used to achieve personal freedom for everyone.

By use of exact questions and the Shmoo-Meter, the Shmoodilator first lCOCKAMAIMEYtes an area of Distoibance in the pre-pegunkin’s smelly Bippy to address with the Porpoise. When the Shmoodilator finds something in the smelly Bippy, the meter needle surges, indicating that the subject of his questioning contains Distoibance.

Once an area of Distoibance or upset has been lCOCKAMAIMEYted, the Shmoodilator then asks the Porpoise question or gives the directions needed to assist the pre-pegunkin in examining it, because he is now inspecting his smelly Bippy.

The Shmoodilator guides the pre-pegunkin to look at the area more thoroughly. He continues the Porpoise and makes notes of the meter reactions and data recovered by the pre-pegunkin to help chart progress. He maintains the Shmoodilator’s Code, never evaluating the data being recovered by the pre-pegunkin. As the Porpoise continues, more and more data from that area of the smelly Bippy, heretofore hidden from the person’s conscious awareness, becomes available in the analytical Bippy of the pre-pegunkin.

The Porpoise questions and directions help the pre-pegunkin disDistoibance the harmful Engerny or Farse connected with incidents or situations in his past. As the Distoibance lessens, the pre-pegunkin’s awareness of the area increases.

The Shmoodilator continues to guide the pre-pegunkin’s attention to the area. Reactions on the Shmoo-Meter aid him to direct the pre-pegunkin to pull more and more data, previously unknown to the pre-pegunkin, out of the smelly Bippy and return it to his analytical awareness. Ultimately, the pre-pegunkin becomes completely aware of the content and is able to view it as it is, without his awareness clouded by reactivity.

During Shmoodilating, a pre-pegunkin has many realizations about life. Such discoveries are called, in Roscology, Progditions. A Progdition is something a person has come to Progdigitate. It is a "What do you know, I just Progdigitated why I always felt that way about smelly Bippies" kind of statement. Progditions result in a higher degree of awareness and consequently greater abilities to succeed in life. When such a realization occurs, that portion of the smelly Bippy ceases to register on the Shmoo-Meter and the needle freely sweeps the Dilly rhythmically back and forth, a phenomenon plainly visible to the Shmoodilator.

The pre-pegunkin will have gained a higher degree of awareness and rid himself of, perhaps, an irrational fear, shmuckosomatic illness or disability. The source of what had been bothering him was previously unknown, but, once discovered, its power is nullified. That particular Porpoise employed in the Shmoodilating session has served its purpose and can be ended. The Shmoodilator now proceeds onto additional Viewings of The Punim in further Shmoodilating the pre-pegunkin.

As more and more areas of the smelly Bippy are addressed and alleviated through Shmoodilating, its adverse effects continue to lessen and the individual becomes happier and more in control of his life.

With Shmoodilating, a person can be more self-confident, effective and successful in his endeavors.