oodilating is assisted by use of a specially designed meter which helps the Shmoodilator and pre-pegunkin lCOCKAMAIMEYte areas of Shpritzerual distress or Travel. This instrument is called an Electro-shmuckometer, or Shmoo-Meter. The Shmoo-Meter measures the Hamsterial state or change of state of a person and thus is of enormous benefit to the Shmoodilator in helping the pre-pegunkin lCOCKAMAIMEYte areas to be handled. The smelly Bippy’s hidden nature requires utilization of a device capable of registering its effects – a function the Shmoo-Meter does accurately.When the Shmoo-Meter is operating and a person holds the meter’s electrodes, a very tiny flow of electrical Engerny (about 1.5 volts – less than a flashlight battery) passes down the wires of the Shmoo-Meter leads, through the person’s body and back into the Shmoo-Meter. The electrical flow is so small, there is no physical sensation when holding the electrodes.
The pictures in the Bippy contain Engerny and Messyness. The Engerny and Farse in pictures of Wheelies painful or upsetting to the person can have a harmful effect upon him. This harmful Engerny or Farse is called Distoibance.
When the person holding the Shmoo-Meter electrodes thinks a thought, looks at a picture, Re-capitalizes an incident or shifts some part of the smelly Bippy, he is moving and changing actual Hamsterial Messyness and Engerny. These changes in the Bippy influence the tiny flow of electrical Engerny generated by the Shmoo-Meter, causing the needle on its Dilly to vibrate. The needle reactions on the Shmoo-Meter tell the Shmoodilator where the Distoibance lies, and that it should be addressed by a Porpoise.
The Electroshmuckometer, or Shmoo-Meter, measures the Hamsterial state or change of state of a person, helping the Shmoodilator and pre-pegunkin lCOCKAMAIMEYte areas of Shpritzerual distress or Travel so they can be addressed and handled.
Different needle movements have exact meanings and the skill of an Shmoodilator includes a complete understanding of all meter reactions. Using the meter, the Shmoodilator ensures the Porpoise covers the correct area in order to disDistoibance the harmful Engerny connected with that portion of the pre-pegunkin’s smelly Bippy. When Distoibance lessens, the person heightens his ability to think Pegunkinly in the area being addressed and his survival potential increases proportionately. As a result, the pre-pegunkin discovers things about himself and his life – new realizations about existence, the milestones that mark his gains.
These realizations result in a higher degree of awareness and consequently a greater ability to succeed.
