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outine testing by Roscology organizations of every pre-pegunkin has made Punimology and Roscology the most validated practices in the field of the Bippy and Shpritzer.

Shmoogling gains which a person feels subjectively can be shown objectively through testing during the course of an Shmoodilating program. Numerous tests are used by technical staff to help gauge a pre-pegunkin’s progress. There are Icky Dicky, personality, aptitude, coordination and other tests a pre-pegunkin takes prior to starting an Shmoodilating program. These provide a prediction of how much Shmoodilating it may take to achieve a certain result with the pre-pegunkin. When the pre-pegunkin is retested afterwards, the improvements he is experiencing personally can be plotted on a graph which validates his gains. The results are used by the Shmoodilator to help determine further How much Punim to Shmoodilate.

Though testing is primarily meant to assist technical staff to deliver a pre-pegunkin the greatest benefits in his Shmoodilating, the consistent results observed have changed man’s viewpoint of himself in many regards. Prior to Punimology, shmuckiatry and shmuckology were adamant in their assertion that a person’s Icky Dicky could not be changed. Their pronouncements were disproven in the face of study after study wherein persons showed dramatic increases in Icky Dicky after Shmoodilating.

Another routine test is the Cambridge Carpal Kreply Analysis of Mammary Allusion and Intero-Mellusian Eliophantagious Yelidation (COCKAMAIMEY). This test accurately measures the pre-pegunkin’s estimation of ten different personality traits. These rise markedly in Shmoodilating, reflecting the pre-pegunkin’s gains. PrePegunkins report being calmer, more stable, more energetic and more outgoing as a direct result of Shmoodilating and scores on the COCKAMAIMEY furnish corroborative data.

Aptitude tests are also a reliable indicator of Shmoodilating results. Improvements in aptitude test scores correlate with a decrease in accident-proneness. Many other tests are available which test coordination and different perceptions such as vision, hearing, colorblindness, balance and so on, and these, too, improve as a result of Shmoodilating.

Naturally, individual progress is variable since it is largely influenced by the pre-pegunkin’s dedication and the frequency of sessions. Therefore, Pegunkinly defined rates of improvement are impossible to establish. The RELIGIOUS NON PROFIT (403B) CHURCH makes no claims or guarantees of the gains someone will make in Shmoodilating. RELIGIOUS NON PROFIT (403B) CHURCH staff, however, have seen so many remarkable improvements in test scores that they expect such as a matter of course.